Baron Abraham's Greatest Hits

Download entire album: 128kps zip file (normal quality) /
  224kps VBR zip file (high quality)

1. Captain Loser 128 / high
2. Elephant 128 / high
3. Pussy 128 / high
4. Solsbury 128 / high
5. I Want to Jerk Off 128 / high
6. A Little Respect 128 / high
7. Don't Think 128 / high
8. Telephone 128 / high
9. Uncle Floyd 128 / high
10. Unravel 128 / high
11. We Only Jerk Off at Night 128 / high


Liner notes:
All lyrics, instruments, vocals:
Baron Abraham
 
All songs written by Baron Abraham.
 
Additional bongo drum treatments:
Steve Tobias
 
Catering (sandwiches):
Martha Abraham
 
Belligerence engineering:
Baron Abraham
Steve Tobias
 
Additional vocals by the Harlem Taintettes Choir.


Baron Abraham's Mystical Clocks

Baron is a clock builder from Pheonix, Arizona in the lineage of Geppetto (Pinocchio). Baron holds the belief that if he were to build enough clocks that one day he can "travel back in time," and no longer become an alcoholic, but instead a maiden in a king's court.

Part of Baron's contract was that he would get a 1-page section on this website dedicated to his clocks, even though he doesn't own a computer, and legally his voice is too coarse to enter Best Buy.

Here are some clocks Baron has built:

New clock

coming soon!